gracehelbig: I got to interview the cast of Snow White and the Huntsman for Attack of the Show!
Grace: Just try and put your dick in their butt while they’re sleeping.
Grace: And if they wake up and they’re like “What?!” you just say
Grace: Sometimes I SleepDickButt.
Grace: It’s a medical issue.
Grace: I’m working on it.
Grace: Give me a break.
Grace: Do you wanna do it again—no? Okay, never mind, I’m getting medicine.
Grace: Turn around. Bend over— sorry.
Grace: I’m trying.
Grace: It’s—I can’t help it.
Grace: It’s natural, lots of people deal with it on a daily basis
Grace: I’m not masturbating—sto—What?!
helenelizabethcourt: bastardlybrendan: senile-snake: kamen-rider-equine: hardboiledandwutnot: mass-destruction: shooptastic: dignified-toddle: why is the entire world not investing in this this is such a good investment why the fuck guys this is good idea omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes …..HOLY SHIT YOU...
callmekev: hahahahahahaaha: barbietalkingtownhouse: dietchola: THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES “OH MY GORD TROMPOLEEN” omg i cant even breathe omg, why do i find this so hilarious why omg i cant even LMFAO! WTF?!
Anonymous asked: what are you tryin to decide between?
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
I have always really loved the Above the Influence brand and message.
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
This decision would be hella easier if Georgetown...
laughing-nancy: Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeSelfish
woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
heymynameissara said: the person who runs college problems goes to BU that would be my enemy then haha
Anonymous asked: what are you majoring in?