July 2012
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June 2012
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
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brinydeep:
homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos
but who’s really missing out here
I use Google Earth to see which yards have...
lmaogtfo:
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Watchyall:
unfreshing:
everyone should should watch this at least twice
h0odrich:
cannolis:
only ugly people are able to read this
i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this
“But I don’t want comfort. I want poetry. I want danger. I want freedom. I want...”
– Aldous Huxley, Brave New World (via saywaahhtt)
deerpong:
First I park my car
Then I park your car
Then I park his car
Man, this valet job sucks
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