endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Everyone: It summer, going out to a party!
Me: Oh cool there is a new Real Housewives of New Jersey on.
gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
methlabrador: haunted french pancakes give me the crêpes